I Wanna Be Cait

Woke up to an email from a student telling me her boyfriend thinks the bumps on her might be scabies, so she probably shouldn’t come to class… So really whatever happens today, at least I don’t have mysterious bumps that an unqualified guy told me could be scabies. And I didn’t send any informative, unnecessary emails about it.

(This is for a freshman English class that allows you 4 free absences to do whatever you want with, and requires no notification or explanation for missing class).